i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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