The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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