Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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