I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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