Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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