i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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