If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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