I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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