she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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