the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Boobs speak an international language.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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