Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you will always have a special place in my vag
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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