Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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