I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I need a burrito and a hug.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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