Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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