Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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