Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
we're so committed to being not committed
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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