Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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