one two three fourrrrnication!
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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