I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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