you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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