Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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