Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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