It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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