She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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