im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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