I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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