we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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