Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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