real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
