I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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