the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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