I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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