I think i sorta joined a cult last night
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
