we have pet lesbian snakes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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