Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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