Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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