I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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