So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We need a shit load of segways right now
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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