I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
