The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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