dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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