you guys were way drunker than both of me
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
This toilet bowl is my home.
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
