i just google imaged poop.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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