508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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