The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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