A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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