worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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