I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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