i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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