The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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