i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I believe in your delicious
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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