dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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