Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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