these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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