this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I want to fling myself into the sun
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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