Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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