I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
did i walk over a car last night?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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