dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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