I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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