so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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