last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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