Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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